This Show Sucks
Deep in the dark Welsh hillsides a castle stands ruined, home to a tortured soul who awaits the fulfilment of an ancient prophecy. A lonely master searching for his bride, he spends the days at rest and stalks the grounds at night.
The night is dark, the weather is terrible (even for Rhyl) and Chloe and Trev Harker have just broken down outside the castle with their two kids, lost on their way out of Liverpool. They are welcomed in by the charming Doctor Acula who has a natty line in knitwear but has got a couple of pointy teeth and isn't keen on garlic bread, if you know what I mean.
The Doctor invites them to stay for supper but there is more to him than meets the eye. Trev reckon she's gone a bit batty and has got his eye on Chloe, particularly the bit between her head and her shoulders. If they can make it until dawn then they'll be safe. They just need to survive the longest night of their lives.
Join us for Helen Carter's Dracula spectacular, a brand-new smash hit musical comedy packed with 80s power ballads and horrific goings on. You'll laugh, you'll sing and you'll leap out of your seat in terror. Either way, I'd bring some spare pants.
It's going to be bloody, brilliant!
Written by and starring Helen Carter
Directed by John Young