The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins

 

Age guidance 16+

You may know her as Bake-Off Sue, Taskmaster Sue, Just A Minute Sue, or the Sue that gives you travel envy – but stand-up Sue is full of surprises. In this brand-new show, she shares the unlikely happenings from a career in the spotlight. 

What’s the fallout when your pituitary gland goes haywire on live TV?  How do you convince the public you didn’t really fall onto that hoover attachment? And when intimate photos get splashed all over the internet, how do you switch the shame to dignity and joy? 

In her first live show in over a decade, Sue delivers a hilarious treatise on stigma, humiliation, and misunderstanding.

 

Harry Enfield and No Chums

 

Age Guidance: 18+

Join us for a rare and entertaining evening with legendary satirical comedian and self-styled “stupid idiot”, Harry Enfield.

From the meteoric rise of Loadsamoney, a Thatcherite Visionary, to the fury of Kevin the Teenager, Harry will reflect on 40 years of arsing about in comedy and bring some of his favourite characters vividly back to life on stage.

Then it’s over to your questions: your chance to ask how it all works for him, what he’s most proud of, and what he says to the many who ask, “You wouldn’t be allowed to do your stuff today, would you?”

Don’t miss an unforgettable evening with a brilliantly silly and strikingly insightful comedian.

 

Clinton Baptiste

 

Hot on the heels of his fourth sell-out UK tour, the nation’s favourite clairvoyant medium, from Peter Kay’s Phoenix Nights, Clinton Baptiste is back with a new live show for 2026 and beyond!

In a rudderless world, mankind needs an envoy to gather solutions from the all-knowing, all-seeing Afterlife.

But who should it be?

Of course, there’s only one man for the job – Clinton Baptiste.

Receiving the audiences’ queries and earthbound dilemmas, Clinton will then reach out to spirits for answers.

Fear not. He will probe sensitively.

Spiritual connection. Mystical congress….

……Spectral Intercourse.

Age Guidance 14+Under 16s must be accompanied by an adult

 

General Medical Emergency Ward 10

The award-winning Dyad Productions and Company Gavin Robertson are joining forces!

It’s a pedigree of the first degree!  Between them, Dyad’s recent productions – Austen’s Women: LADY SUSAN, A Christmas Carol, A Room of One’s Own, That Knave, Raleigh  – and Gavin Robertson, with Done to Death by Jove!, The Ghost of a Smile and BOND – An Unauthorised Parody have toured both the UK and internationally, with resounding success over the last few years. Labouring away in secret, looking for the perfect co-production has taken time, but finally the answer has arrived!

Every hospital, medical-based, Doctors-and-Nurses cliche-ridden drama onstage in a comedy mash-up spoof!

It’ll have you in stitches!

It’s Dr Ann Fleming’s first day at St David’s, where her unfortunately-named mentor Dr Death, is determined to show her who’s boss. As medical emergencies overload the hapless staff, Dr Fleming has to juggle a complicated budding love affair, with a kidney, and a nosey Hospital boss. Not literally.

Yes – ‘Holby City’, ‘Casualty’, ‘E.R’ and ‘Doctors’ – not to mention movies galore, are re-imagined and invigorated by Rebecca Vaughan, Andrew Margerison and Gavin Robertson in a pacy, cliché-ridden comic homage to the intrigues and dramas of every hospital plotline on the big and small screen!

To be taken once a day. (Or twice if there’s a matinee).

Created in collaboration with the Old Town Hall, Hemel Hempstead.

★★★★★ ‘If you haven’t seen Dyad Productions’ work before, you simply must’ British Theatre Guide

★★★★★’Robertson performs with a subtle conviction that’s compelling to watch’ The Guardian

 

Invisible

Five women meet up on a Saturday morning, as they have done every week for years, but this time they have a plan. Fast forward one year and their lives have changed irrevocably.

Invisible is a frank, fast-paced comedy drama dealing with how older women are perceived in society, the relationships they forge and most importantly their ‘invisibility’. With warmth and laugh out loud humour, the play explores sisterhood, motherhood and the effects of upbringing, as well as navigating modern life as an older woman.

This is a truly joyous play celebrating the bonds of friendship and the fascinations and pitfalls of contemporary life. Gather your tribe for a brilliant night out!

Best In Class

7:00pm

Best In Class is the sell out fringe phenomenon that champions the rich talent of working class comedians. Winner of multiple Edinburgh Comedy Awards. Sponsored by waste grounds, knock off trainers, spam, weed, the unions, crap schools, bunking off, failed MOT’s, failed GCSE’s, bus stops, payday loans, fierce mums, tired dads and empowerment.

Hosted by award winning comedian Sian Davies (“Compelling and distinctive” The Scotsman) and featuring a mixed bill of the very best new comic voices, who just so happen to be from working class backgrounds.

Best In Class alumni have gone on to achieve fantastic successes within their comedy careers. Graduates of the project have had nominations for Best Comedy Show at the Edinburgh Fringe Awards, created shows for BBC Radio 4, signed for agents, gained TV credits, toured sell out shows and had critically acclaimed work. Support working class artists, join the revolution, it’s a laugh!

The Line Up

Sian Davies
Tom Mayhew
Lulu Simons
Jonny Brook
Chloe Reynolds
Tabish Akbar
Hosted by Sian Davies with a line up of the hottest up and coming working class talent from across the UK.

***** “Honest, grassroots comedy with real heart and humour.” Theatre Village

**** “A fantastic crowd funded initiative.” Scotsman

**** “Wonderfully funny.” Broadway World

Patrick Monahan: The Good, The Pat & The Ugly

A brand-new stand‑up show from multi‑award‑winning international comedian Patrick Monahan. 

Patrick returns with an all‑new hour packed with stories from his life — navigating love, tackling marathons, surviving flat‑pack furniture disasters, and even the time he almost got scammed. 

Known for his warm, engaging style, Patrick blends his Irish‑Iranian‑Teesside roots into razor‑sharp observational comedy. He tours every year with a brand‑new show, performing nationally and internationally across Europe, the Middle East, America, and Australia. 

Across his career, he has appeared at major UK festivals, including an incredible 16 consecutive years at the Edinburgh International Festival. 

Patrick’s TV credits include BBC One & Two, ITV1 & 2, Channel 4, Channel 5, and Sky One. He won ITV’s Show Me the Funny, and has also appeared on Splash! and Celebrity Squares. 

More recent appearances include The One Show (BBC), Fake Reaction (ITV), and a Pointless celebrity special (BBC). 

Suitable for age 16+.

“Rip roaringly funny…..fun! Another hour would have suited everyone” ★★★★★ One4Review 

“Hilarious” Three Weeks ★★★★??

“There isn’t a comic quite like him” thenewcurrent.com  ★★★★??

Unity Comedy Festival

Introducing Unity’s Comedy Festival! Join us for a hilarious weekend stacked with comedians you won’t want to miss!

 
The Line Up:
Thursday 19th March
Best In Class | Thursday 19th March |7:00pm

Alex Stringer: Happy Hour | Thursday 19th March | 8:30pm
Friday 20th March
Dru Cripps: Juicy Bits | Friday 20th March | 6:00pm

Gavin Lilley: Signs of the Times | Friday 20th March | 7:30pm | BSL 
Saturday 21st March
Motion Sickness | Saturday 21st March | 6pm

Sign Language Humour Workshop with Gavin Lilley | Saturday 21st March | 11am-1pm

Joe Kent-Walters is Frankie Monroe: DEAD!!! (Good Fun Time) |  Saturday 14th — Saturday 21st March | 7:30pm | SOLD OUT

 

 

 

Rob Auton: Can

Multi award-winning writer, performer and actor Rob Auton presents his debut narrative show.

Having written 11 critically acclaimed shows on specific themes, Rob is now keen on telling you a story he has written about a man he made up called CAN. At one point in his life CAN was the world’s number one motivational speaker… and then something happened. ‘A genuine original’ (Guardian). ‘You will walk out feeling transformed. And fully alive’ (Scotsman). ‘Brilliant’ (Stewart Lee). ‘The mother freaking greatest’ (James Acaster). ‘A genius’ (Bridget Christie)

Two Mr Ps in a Podcast: Live – Let That Be A Lesson…

Join the Two Mr Ps as they take their award-winning podcast back on the road with Let That Be A Lesson… Prepare for an evening filled with laughter as they share hilarious stories and anecdotes about the challenges teachers, parents and school staff face while working with the most unintentionally funny comedians of all – children.

Drawing from their uproarious classroom experiences, as well as the most embarrassing, cringeworthy and downright hilarious tales from educators across the UK, the Two Mr Ps will have you laughing until your cheeks hurt.

And just like in school, audience participation is encouraged! You can submit your own stories, confessions, dilemmas and embarrassing moments to be read anonymously during the show here – http://bit.ly/3CDIz4x

Primary school teacher Mr P and his younger brother Adam launched Two Mr Ps in a Podcast in 2018, and it has become the UK’s number one education podcast, amassing over 7 million listens. They’ve penned three books, all of which have been Sunday Times best sellers.

Age Restriction: 18+