The Varnishing Days

The Varnishing Days is the heart-stopping, glasses-dropping, hard-rocking, wig-shaking, levothyroxine-taking, knee-knocking, boot-licking, justifying, teeth rattling, digressing new show from stand up comedian to the stars John Kearns.

Go silent as I walk on! Acknowledge when something funny happens! Leave discussing dinner plans! Others will be implicated. Points will be circled and missed. Hell, it’s a man trying his best! When I visit your town dogs will start barking, as will clergy. Your microwave will go haywire.

The lights in your vestibule will flicker and the Bank of England will nervously look at interest rates. On the day I write this, the pound has hit an all time low against the dollar. Mark my words. This show will break that record again and again and again.

DIVE – A night of new female wor...

Physical Fest is Tmesis Theatre’s international festival of physical theatre, celebrating the world’s most exciting, contemporary physical theatre by bringing a variety of new work to the north for the first time.

DIVE is Physical Fest’s night of new female work.

In Bloom by Aline Costa (Female Bursary award 2023)

A mesmerising dance performance that challenges your perception and leaves you with a sense of wonder. Drawing inspiration from Butoh techniques, the piece features slow, deliberate movements and powerful imagery that evoke mystery and intrigue, an unforgettable journey into the unknown. Aline is a Swiss performer and choreographer based in Liverpool.

Look After Your Knees by Natalie Bellingham

A show about the pain and beauty of love, what it is to both connect and unravel.

It’s a celebration of being human in all its banality, sprinkled with joy and ridiculousness. Performed by a clown delving into the space inside us left behind by loss.

Natalie is theatre maker, performer and physical comedian.

Wet Dream with Jesus by Alice Way (Female Bursary award 2023)

Louisiana, home of Mardi Gras, southern hospitality, and raging purity culture. This is an autobiographical one-woman comedy investigating the wonders and pitfalls of growing up in the Bible Belt of America. The show explores Alice’s conservative, Christian led education in public high school while navigating teenage social politics and pending sexual identity. Alice, LIPA graduate, is the artistic director of Dragonfly Performance which explores social issues through thought provoking comedic theatre.

Jam and Chemicals by Dora Colquhoun

A show about Home. Carl Sangan described Earth as a fragile dot ‘A mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.’ Earth is our collective home. But what is home? Is it a place? A feeling? People? Dora is on a quest to find out.

She is a Neurodivergent theatre maker with a passion for storytelling using humour and absurdity, she is working with international theatre and clown Jamie Wood and composer Luke Thomas.

 

Jordan Gray: Is It A Bird?

Fresh off a sold out run at the Edinburgh Fringe, a historic performance at The London Palladium and a game-changing set on Channel 4’s Friday Night Live, the UK’s premier transgender comedian returns to take on babies, boobies, bigots and Batman in this blistering music and comedy show.

After 10 years in the music biz (and a memorable run on The Voice), Jordan Gray has suddenly become one of the UK’s most exciting and celebrated rising comics, recently winning the Channel 4 Comedy Breakthrough Star Award.

Jordan has been featured on the BBC, ITV, Sky and Comedy Central, and recently had ITV commission a pilot alongside Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

Poets of Ukraine

Get ready to immerse yourself in the rich poetry of Ukraine upstairs at Leaf on Bold Street with Liverpool Dead Good Poets. Mid-Eurovision, the event promises to be an unforgettable experience that celebrates the present and past of Ukraine’s poetic traditions.

Join us as we showcase recorded performances of some of Ukraine’s leading contemporary writers, including Yuliya Musakovska, Lyuba Yakimchuk, and Khrystia Vengryniuk.

Local poets will then take the stage, reciting their works in both English and Ukrainian, followed by performances by Ukrainian poets and singers currently residing in Liverpool.

To top off the night, we’ll also feature readings of the poetry of Ukraine’s National Poet, Taras Shevchenko, translated by Vera Rich. You won’t want to miss this exceptional celebration of Ukrainian poetry, which is a part of Writing on the Wall’s Annual WoWFest.

Yaryna Chornohuz is a poet who is also a combat medic in the Ukrainian Marines. She is currently serving on the frontlines and defending Ukraine against the Russian invasion. Her debut poetry collection Як вигинається воєнне коло (How the Military Circle Bends) was released by Folio Publishers in 2020. 

Ostap Kin (translator) is the editor, and co-translator with John Hennessy, of Babyn Yar: Ukrainian Poets Respond (forthcoming from HURI/Harvard University Press), editor of New York Elegies: Ukrainian Poems on the City (Academic Studies Press, 2019), which was awarded the 2018–2019 Prize for Best Translation from the American Association for Ukrainian Studies, and the co-translator, with John Hennessy, of Serhiy Zhadan’s A New Orthography (Lost Horse Press, 2020), finalist for the PEN America Award for Poetry in Translation and co-winner of the Derek Walcott Prize for Poetry. He also co-translated, with Vitaly Chernetsky, Yuri Andrukhovych’s collection of selected poems Songs for a Dead Rooster (Lost Horse Press, 2018). 

Khrystia Vengryniuk is a poet, author, literary historian, and painter who lives in Chernivtsi, Ukraine, where she serves as editor-in-chief of Chornivivtsi, the country’s top publisher of children’s books. She is the author of essay collections and volumes of poetry, as well as the co-author of several anthologies. She works in poetry in multiple genres, including film and video, and has participated in various literary festivals with her multimedia poetry. She is currently volunteering in local efforts to aid the Ukrainian army and refugees. 

Dmytro Kyyan (translator) is a writer, editor, and translator. In the 1990s, he became the editor-in-chief of Foto & Video magazine in Moscow. During his time at the magazine, he published and interviewed legendary photographers such as Richard Avedon, David Bailey, and Irving Penn. He also published many rising stars from across Eastern Europe. Originally from Kharkiv, he currently resides in New York City. 

Lybua Yakimchuk is a poet, playwright, and screenwriter. Her two collections of poetry ,iak Moda (2009) and Abrykosy Donbasu (2015) won prestigious awards, including the International Slavic Poetic Award (Ukraine) and the International Poetic Award of the Kovalev Foundation (USA). Since 2019, her play The Wall has been running at the Ivan Franko National Academic Drama Theater, the largest in Ukraine. She also authored the script for the film The Slovo House: An Unfinished Novel, reflecting on the literary life in the 1930’s Kharkiv. Born and raised in a small town near Luhansk, Yakimchuk now lives in Kyiv, Ukraine.  Translated by Oksana Maksymchuk, Max Rosochinsky, and Svetlana Lavochkina 

Natalya Hovist was born and lived before the war in the beautiful and UNESCO heritage city of Lviv. She graduated from the medical college in Lviv and received a degree in nursing, then studied in Lublin at the Faculty of Philosophy of Theology. On completing her studies in moral theology, she worked as a nurse in a hospital in Lviv and as a teacher in a private school. Her hobbies are poetry and singing. She has written a number of poems and songs under the pseudonym Nata Svitla, and sang in church choirs in my hometown.  Natalya presently lives in Liverpool.  @Nata Svitla 

 To make this event possible, we’re raising funds to cover the cost of the venue, a technician, and a projector, as well as to compensate the poets both in Ukraine and Liverpool.  

Any donations are greatly appreciated and can be made through our GoFundMe page 

Don’t miss this opportunity to experience the beauty and depth of Ukraine’s poetic culture!  

A donation of £5 is great, while £10 is simply brilliant. Donate now.

*These are difficult times. We know some people may struggle to afford full price tickets. If you would like to attend this event but can’t afford to, please contact info@writingonthewall.org.uk.  All queries will be treated in confidence.  If you would like to purchase a gifted ticket for someone who can’t afford it, please buy directly from the event page and we will offer your ticket out.  https://www.facebook.com/writingonthewall.liverpool

Father’s Day At The Mansion Hous...

They’re celebrating father figures of all kinds in the Mansion House garden. There’s something for everyone, with hourly storytelling sessions, games and craft tables open all day long. Kids will love their free face painting station, while adults can tuck into a delicious BBQ and put their feet up with a drink from their bar.

Come rain or shine, they’ll make sure it’s a day to remember. If it’s cooler outside, bundle up in your favourite wellies and puddle suits for some fun in the rain, and if the sun is shining, don’t forget to protect yourself with some sun cream and hats.

Whether you’re staying for an hour or making a day of it, this event is sure to be a hit with the entire family.

Myra DuBois: Be Well

With her passion for compassion and flair for giving care, the “bust a gut funny” (Graham Norton) Myra DuBois calls out to the disadvantaged, downtrodden and tyrannised of the world with her manifesto for mental health: AdMyrism! But are you ready to receive the call?

Fresh from a barnstorming run at the Edinburgh Fringe where she left audiences in physical pain from laughter with her ‘take no prisoners’ brand of rapid-fire comedy; the “acid-tongued, funny to the bone” (Time Out), Myra DuBois lays her healing hands on the masses in this; her wellness sermon.

Alevtina Kakhidze Performance – ...

Artist Alevtina Kakhidze brings her trademark wry humour to the Bluecoat in this special performance combining elements of stand-up comedy.

Thu 11 May, 6-8pm.
Tickets £5, booking required.

EuroFestival: You’re a Vision!

An Everyman Cabaret with Sheep Soup + Friends

Join Sheep Soup and their fabulous friends for a night of cabaret to raise the roof – a performance that’s in turns sexy, anarchic – and thoroughly brilliant.

For one night only the Everyman falls under the control of Sheep Soup – Rob Green, Nic Harvey and Ben Welch – at least two of whom you’ll recognise from Red Riding Hood.

Heading up a house band with some familiar local faces, Sheep Soup lead a riotous night of cabaret – performance artists In Bed with my Brother bring their special Eurovision performance. There’s award-winning Welsh National treasure Bopa Rhys, multi-disciplinary artist Kolade T Ladipo, and Little Peaches – voted in the top 50 most influential burlesque performers globally – with more to be announced.

This is not the place to sit back and shrink away – get ready for games, sing-alongs, and all manner of silliness. Let’s come together to celebrate Liverpool, music, and YOU.

100% of the cost attached to each ticket constitutes a small transaction fee charged by the Liverpool Everyman (a registered charity) to help with running costs.

Created by Liverpool Everyman & Playhouse and Sheep Soup
Commissioned by Culture Liverpool for the EuroFestival 2023

Spoken Word 19

Spoken Word events encompass a huge variety of writing and performance styles, from the intimately personal and heart-breaking to the uproariously funny and celebratory.

Poetry in all its forms will be the main feature, along with memoirs, stories, monologues and any number of almost-indefinable types of prose. Head along, grab yourself a free slice of pizza and enjoy some of the best poetry and spoken word artists from around the North West.

Spoken Word 19 features Grace du Noyer, Rachel Robbins, Fionna Inward Allen, The Queen of Heartbreak, Saint Vespaluus, Sally Porter and Mersey Wylie.

The event is held at The Reader, Mansion House, Calderstones Park

Tickets – £10

Garrett Millerick – Just Trying ...

Just Trying to Help is the hilarious conclusion to Garrett’s Fatherhood trilogy that began with his 2018 breakout show Sunflower and continued with 2019s Smile.

Having worked through his fears about the state of world, his own maturity, what happens when fate gets in the way of your plans, and how to deal with having an opinion on everything… it’s time to stop fretting on the bench and get out on the field because the game has well and truly started…