Tim Vine: Breeeep!

It’s Tim Vine and he’s back with a brand new stand-up show!

Come and enjoy a mountain of nonsense, daft one-liners, joyful songs, wobbly props and ridiculous humour. (Plus utter drivel.) Witness the stupidity. Then leave. Switched on the Christmas lights in Cheam two years on the run. All tickets non-repundable.

“Is there a more ludicrous comedian in Britain?”
The Times

A Lovely Word featuring Bhumika Billa

A Lovely Word, downstairs at the Everyman, is Liverpool’s most eclectic poetry night.

It features two halves of open mic poets, and a headliner beginning the first half. Hosted by Alex Ferguson and team, this free event is a fun, relaxed and friendly evening of performance poetry.

Bhumika Billa is a UK-based Indian-origin poet, creative facilitator, Kathak dancer & legal academic. A Button Poetry Grand Champion (2023), Out-Spoken Prize Finalist (2023), Hammer & Tongue Cambridge Finalist (2022), and BBC Words First Finalist (2021), she has performed & facilitated in the UK, US, Canada, Germany, France & India. Her poems on the stage, on page, and on film have been featured on/published by various organisations including Southbank Centre, Apples and Snakes, Button Poetry, UK UniSlam, and Airplane Poetry Movement. She is currently exploring the themes of heritage, justice & identity to bring together languages, art forms & people.

A Lovely Word featuring Kayla Feldman

A Lovely Word, downstairs at the Everyman, is Liverpool’s most eclectic poetry night.

It features two halves of open mic poets, and a headliner beginning the first half. Hosted by Alex Ferguson and team, this free event is a fun, relaxed and friendly evening of performance poetry.

Kayla Martell Feldman (she/they) is a director and writer for the page, stage, and screen. They co-host the monthly Process open mic, are a founding member of Sovereign Writers Group, and are a three-time Genesis Poetry Slam winner. Her work has been published widely in the UK, North America, and online, has featured on podcasts, and has been commissioned by JW3, Canada Water Theatre, and others. Her second poetry collection Same Story is out now with Verve Poetry Press.

Fem de la Femme comedy night

Downstairs at the Everyman is pleased as punch to welcome Fem De La Femme on the fourth Thursday of every month.

This seriously funny comedy night is packed with some of the finest women comedians from the North West and beyond. From established comics to those taking their first steps into comedy, the night is packed with jokes, laughter, spoken word and there might even be a raffle.

Fem De La Femme is a big fan of women of all backgrounds and offers a warm, welcoming space for everyone to get together and enjoy the best women in comedy, and fellas you’re welcome to come too!

www.femdelafemme.com

DJ Yoda – 50 Years of Hip-Hop

DJ Yoda is a multi-award-winning hip-hop DJ and producer, headlining festivals and clubs around the world. No typical club DJ, his interests lie in finding fresh and unique ways to bring turntables out of the club and getting involved in bespoke collaborations.

Working with classical composers to neuroscientists; brass bands to film directors; Dr Dre to Dame Evelyn Glennie; Banksy to Mark Ronson; BBC Radio 4 to the BFI, he reinvigorates his craft with wry invention and humorous intent.

Internationally respected for his turntablism, the viral success of his Stranger Things Mix racked up more than a half million plays on Soundcloud, culminating in his UK Tour of Stranger Things The Mixtape Live. He was Dr Dre’s first choice to record a guest mix on his inaugural Beats 1 show for Apple Music in 2015, and was one of a select band of artists to perform at Banksy’s pop-up Bemusement Park, Dismaland. His eclectic series of How to Cut & Paste mixtapes offer a uniquely British take on hip-hop music and culture.

Julian Clary – A Fistful of Clar...

Yee-haw! You’ve heard of The Man With No Name? Well, here’s The Man With No Shame. Julian Clary, renowned comedian, homosexual and national trinket, is saddling up for a new show.

“Yes, it has a Western theme,” the old buckaroo confirms, sipping Bourbon from a pint tankard. “It was only a matter of time before I eased myself into some chaps” he adds, dabbing his temples with a damp flannel.

Julian is sure that the men in the audience will be so eager to join his posse they won’t be able to keep their hands off his Rawhide.  The lucky few will play with him on stage in the Hang ‘em Low saloon, where Wild Bill Hickok used to meet his special friend, Raving Clarence la Fruit. But life in the Old West was tough.

Not all of Julian’s wild bunch will be around to witness the final shoot-out that will result in Julian giving himself selflessly at high noon to the last man standing. Who knows what else he’ll do for a few dollars more?

Stewart Lee

Stewart Lee returns to Liverpool Philharmonic after selling out in 2023!

After a decade of ground-breaking high concept shows involving overarched interlinked narratives, massive sets and enormous comedy props, Lee enters the post-pandemic era in streamlined solo stand-up mode. One man, one microphone, and one microphone in the wings in case the one onstage breaks.

Aladdin

Regal Entertainments invite you to the performance of their biggest Christmas production to date, Aladdin at St Helens Theatre Royal.

Take a ride on the all-new 3D interactive flying magic carpet ride this Christmas and be whisked off to pantoland where young street urchin Aladdin lives with his hapless brother Wishee Washee and larger-than-life mum Widow Twankey in their family laundry.  Then join our young hero as he battles the wicked Abanazer who has a dastardly plan to rule the world with the help of one very special lamp. Can Aladdin save the day – and can he also win the heart of the fair Princess Jasmine?

Emmerdale’s Liam Fox makes his professional panto debut as the evil Abanazer, and panto royalty Leanne Campbell appears digitally as the magical ‘Genie of the Mirror’, the cast also includes Theatre Royal favourites Tim Lucas, Warren Donnelly, Lewis Devine and Richard Aucott, along with newcomers Jess Smith and Alex Aram.

Twinkle Twinkle – A Magical Chri...

Wonder Arts are thrilled to announce the heartwarming and enchanting Christmas show, “Twinkle Twinkle”; a heart-warming adventure, made especially for very young audiences. 

To present this enchanting treat, the St Helens based charity will be taking over an empty retail unit in Church Square Shopping Centre. The Ping Pong Parlour, located by the entrance of St Mary’s Market, will be transformed into a Winter Wonderland on 9th & 10th December, bringing festive, family fun right into the heart of the Town Centre.

Twinkle Twinkle follows excitable puppy, Marty on his quest to find the brightest star in the sky. Featuring brilliant puppetry and merry melodies this unique event will transport you and your family to a world of twinkling lights and surprises that will leave your little ones wide-eyed with wonder.

Suitable for those aged 0-4 and their grown-ups, Twinkle Twinkle is more than just a show; it’s a captivating experience and a celebration of the spirit of Christmas in a way that resonates with the youngest members of your family. With tickets for children priced at just £3 and adults just £5, this performance is an affordable way for families to create cherished holiday memories and promises to fill the hearts of both children and adults with the warmth and wonder of the festive season.

Wonder Arts Chief Executive, Fay Lamb, said, “We are so excited to take over the Ping Ping Parlour to bring ‘Twinkle Twinkle’ to St Helens. It’s a special opportunity for little ones and their families to experience the enchantment of Christmas together. At Wonder Arts we believe that the wonder of the season should be accessible to all, and we’re proud to offer an affordable and memorable experience for families.”

Don’t miss out on this magical Christmas event. “Twinkle Twinkle” is the perfect way to introduce your little ones to the joy of theatre and the excitement of Christmas. Tickets are selling fast, so be sure to secure yours today. To purchase tickets and for more information, please visit the website at www.wonderarts.co.uk

Rosie Holt: That’s Politainment!

The worse the political career, the more lucrative the subsequent entertainment opportunities. Matt Hancock may have slaughtered millions but now he’s making a killing. So can Rosie Holt’s viral hit MP follow “politainers” Dorries, Farage and Rees-Mogg and leap from the pages of Hansard to Heat?

Following a hugely successful Edinburgh Fringe season, Rosie takes this brand-new show on the road, to tightrope the thin line between politics and entertainment.

Rosie is an acclaimed comedian, actor and satirist, whose popular videos on social media have achieved more than 6.5 million views. She is the host the podcast Noncensored, and has been seen/heard on The Russell Howard Hour (Sky Max), and BBC Radio 4’s The News Quiz, DM’s Are Open, and Ashley Blaker 6.5 Children, among many other credits.

“The Thick of It levels of writing and performance applied to a very current flavour of political bullsh*t”
The Times