Are you ready for your 15 minutes? What if you only had 15 seconds? – sometimes that’s all it takes to get the job done!
Are you a… no red skittles diva or are you splashed all over page 3? Do you have a star in the walk of fame or are you just another stain on the casting couch?
Friday March 25th it’s the FAME Edition, darling – so we’ll be exploring celebrity culture past, present and future!
The Internet is broken and whether you like it or not – the celebrity is KING! – it’s insane billionaires, lifestyle influencers, teen tik tok-ers or ageing youtubers – you got to be a stunt queen and make every second count – after all, ‘Nothing you say matters unless that camera’s rolling!’.
The Internet is broken and whether you like it or not – the celebrity is KING! – it’s insane billionaires, lifestyle influencers, teen tik tok-ers or ageing youtubers – you got to be a stunt queen and make every second count – after all, ‘Nothing you say matters unless that camera’s rolling!’.
Expect Red carpets! Paparazzi! GLITZ! GLAMOUR! And lots of panty flashing as we sloooowly get out the limo!
Hosted by Queen of Scotland ALICE RABBIT & (barely) living legend AUNTIE CLIMAX!
Featuring the amazing TICHO VASQUEZ, BABBA YAGGA, SAINT JUICY, VICAR’S DAUGHTER & ATHENA BARBITAL plus more TBC!
Hosted by Queen of Scotland ALICE RABBIT & (barely) living legend AUNTIE CLIMAX!
Featuring the amazing TICHO VASQUEZ, BABBA YAGGA, SAINT JUICY, VICAR’S DAUGHTER & ATHENA BARBITAL plus more TBC!
Book tickets YESTERDAY for LIFE CHANGING performances, DELICIOUS food, GAMES, games and more games and GAG worthy starlets….all to be announced SOON!
And after our cabaret, it’s time to dance the night away with allstar Preach Club DJ Dollman Disco!
And for only £10 extra, you can FEAST on a SUMPTUOUS 3 course vegan meal courtesy of Guac n Roll Kitchen.
Starter
‘The Hollywood’
DELICIOUS Canape style Cubes of Sticky Pork in a Sweet & Smokey Marinade with an East Asian style Citrus Slaw.
‘The Hollywood’
DELICIOUS Canape style Cubes of Sticky Pork in a Sweet & Smokey Marinade with an East Asian style Citrus Slaw.
Main
‘Kardashian Fried Chicken’
A plump, thick breasted Panko fried chicken cutlet, injected with herbs + ‘spices’ served with crisp Fries + a Sriracha Mayo.
‘Kardashian Fried Chicken’
A plump, thick breasted Panko fried chicken cutlet, injected with herbs + ‘spices’ served with crisp Fries + a Sriracha Mayo.
Dessert
‘Billionaire’s Shortbread’ Cheesecake
UN-Salted Caramel and a Dark Chocolate filling combine with a Shortbread base and a Golden California spray tan – Scandalous!
‘Billionaire’s Shortbread’ Cheesecake
UN-Salted Caramel and a Dark Chocolate filling combine with a Shortbread base and a Golden California spray tan – Scandalous!
All 100% vegan, homemade with love by Guac’n’Roll Kitchen. Get in touch via eatmedinner@gmail.com for any dietary queeries or concerns and czech them out at @guacnrollkitchen – based at the Fashion Hub, 12-14 Gildart St, Liverpool L3 8ET.
And DON’T FORGET about our infamous METH GALA Costume Competition! themes are:
-Lindsey Lohan’s Greatest Lines
-Iconic Fashion moments of the last 124 million years
-Fake it til you make it Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candle + mindful packing
-Iconic Child stars and Overbearing Stage Moms
-Celeb Vs Celeb (Joan vs Betty, Kim Catrall vs SJP)
-Fake News Hollywood Rumours, Superstars of Surgery and Celebrity couples (Bennifer, Kimye, Brangelina, Melbama, Billery, Relaskatox)
-Lindsey Lohan’s Greatest Lines
-Iconic Fashion moments of the last 124 million years
-Fake it til you make it Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candle + mindful packing
-Iconic Child stars and Overbearing Stage Moms
-Celeb Vs Celeb (Joan vs Betty, Kim Catrall vs SJP)
-Fake News Hollywood Rumours, Superstars of Surgery and Celebrity couples (Bennifer, Kimye, Brangelina, Melbama, Billery, Relaskatox)
– Or whatever the hell you fancy, darlin’! Just do your best to consider whether or not your costume may be offensive to others!
We offer discounts to low-income or unwaged people as well as carer tickets. If you need to come to the show but aren’t flush with cash, please email eatmelpool@gmail.com to let us know.
We want to satisfy your needs! Please email eatmelpool@gmail.com for all your ACCESS enquires, requires and desires… and for any food related queries hit us up at eatmedinner@gmail.com