The Adult Pantomime is back for its 6th year with an invitation to the Prince’s Ball for all you BIGGER boys and girls.
The prince is known for holding the biggest balls in all the land and is hoping that all the gorgeous women in the Kingdom will come to see what he has to offer.Could Cinderella with the help from her best friend Buttons see if the prince’s golden dildo will be the perfect fit?
But her two ugly stepsisters – the S!*@S – Ivana Dickin and Ineeda Dickin want the Prince to themselves, and will do ANYTHING to stop Cinderella living happily ever after!
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Buttons, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the two Ugly S!*@S.
Be prepared to laugh your adult socks off with this hilarious take on Cinderella.With a fun and filthy laugh a minute script.Anthems which will have you dancing in the isles and lots of audience participation – whether you want it or not. Get ready for a night at the theatre you will never forget… Oh no you won’t!
Don’t let time run out on you and GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!
Due to selling out EVERY year, advance booking is strongly advised.
Suitable for 16 years plus.
This beautiful production from the producer and director of The award-winning Eva Cassidy Story is an expose of the life Doris Day.
Though her on screen persona was full of romance and Secret love, the real story was much more dramatic, with video projection a swinging jazz band and impeccable vocals the Doris Day Story is a compelling musical journey through her life incorporating some of greatest songs love me or leave me, perhaps, perhaps, pillow talk, Black hills of Dakota, and move over darling, to name a few.
This production charts her life as a Jazz-singer to an idol of the silver screen, and beyond a show not to be missed so come on and take a Sentimental Journey down memory lane IT’S MAGIC !!
Stephen Daldry’s multi award-winning National Theatre production of JB Priestley’s classic thriller returns after a record-breaking, sell-out tour in 2022.
JB Priestley‘s brilliantly constructed masterpiece powerfully dramatises the dangers of casual capitalism’s cruelty, complacency and hypocrisy. Stephen Daldry‘s epic production highlights the play’s enduring relevance.
Written at the end of the Second World War and set before the First, An Inspector Calls is a compelling and haunting thriller. The story begins when the mysterious Inspector Goole calls unexpectedly on the prosperous Birling family home. Their peaceful family dinner party is shattered by his investigations into the death of a young woman. His startling revelations shake the very foundations of their lives and challenge us all to examine our consciences. More relevant now than ever, this is a must-see for a whole new generation.
Embarking on its UK tour, Six the musical tells the history of Henry VIII’s wives in a way audiences haven’t seen before.
From Tudor Queens to Pop Princesses, the six wives of Henry VIII take to the mic to tell their tales, remixing five hundred years of historical heartbreak into an 80-minute celebration of 21st century girl power. These Queens may have green sleeves but their lipstick is rebellious red.
Six the musical is a sell-out Tudor take-off with ‘an incredibly strong and powerful message’ (The Australian) and is ‘pure entertainment’ (New York Times), with a Gold-Disk winning album featuring songs such as Don’t Lose Ur Head and Ex-Wives.
Step back in time over two hundred years and meet Elizabeth Bennet and her sisters as they navigate the mire of manners of regency society.
With stunning period costume, timeless wit, and a romantic original score, Chapterhouse’s Pride and Prejudice is a faithful telling of Austen’s greatest work.
Join family and friends for an evening of magical theatre as we bring the world’s favourite love story to gardens and grounds across the country.
Zog, super keen student turned air-ambulance, still lands with a bang-crash-thump.
Together with his Flying Doctor crew, Princess Pearl and Sir Gadabout, they tend to a sunburnt mermaid, a unicorn with one too many horns and a lion with the flu. However, Pearl’s uncle, the King, has other ideas about whether princesses should be doctors, and she’s soon locked up in the castle back in a crown and a silly frilly dress!
With a bit of help from some friends and half a pound of cheese, can Pearl make her uncle better and prove princesses can be doctors too?
Based on Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler’s bestselling sequel, Freckle Productions (Zog, Stick Man, Tiddler & Other Terrific Tales) are back, with music and lyrics by Joe Stilgoe (Zog), for this truly modern take on the classic fairy tale.
Most suitable for ages 3+ but all ages welcome!
Additional early day show, 10 July, 10.30am.
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Sister Petra and Sister Brenda have grown up in St Elmo’s Convent in Dingle as identical twins but Monsignor Michael has some shocking news for them. They are not twins at all! If you look closely you can tell because they look completely different.
The Sisters decide to change the habit of a lifetime and escape from the convent to discover what happened to their real families. When they get out into 1980s Liverpool they find themselves locked into a battle with a wicked gangster, trapped in an improbable heist and trying to pinch a nudey statue to fill a gaping hole in the Monsignor’s apse.
Writer Jonathan Harvey (A Thong For Europe) is back with another riotous comedy featuring some classic 1980s bangers. It’s got everything that you need for a great show: a set of twins, loads of great music, another set of twins, some nuns, another set of twins, a madcap heist, another set of twins (possibly. I’ve lost count)…
So squeeze into your best wimple and get down to the Court for a brand new comedy that is second to nun!
This is 80s’ Liverpool. Chrissie, Loggo, George, Dixie and Yosser are used to hard work and providing for their families. But there is no work and there is no money. What are they supposed to do? Work harder, work longer, buy cheaper, spend less? They just need a chance.
Life is tough but the lads can play the game. Find the jobs, avoid the ‘sniffers’ and see if you can have a laugh along the way.
40 years after Alan Bleasdale’s ground-breaking television series was essential viewing, Liverpool’s Royal Court is delighted to present an unmissable, powerful new adaptation by James Graham, writer of the hit BBC series Sherwood.
Having completely sold out the 2023 run, this is sure to be the hottest ticket of 2024.
Shelter invite you to join them at Claremont Farm this summer!
A passionate, poetic and utterly gripping production of this Shakespeare favourite.
Shakespeare states in the opening lines of this play that we are going to see an explosive swash-buckling romance. But the surprise he has in store for us is that it’s extremely funny too! The Montagues and the Capulets are at war with one another – but when Montague’s son gatecrashes Capulet’s party in disguise and falls in love with Capulet’s daughter a chain-reaction of events is set in motion which has a devastating conclusion.
Illyria last performed this terrific play ten years ago; the production was Critic’s Choice in Edinburgh, attracted 5-star reviews in Canada and received a nomination for Best of Fringe in Vancouver.
Gates open 6.30pm | Show starts 7pm
Running time (approx): 2hrs 20mins (inc 20 minute interval)
Suitable for all ages.
Food and a cash bar are available on site at Claremont Farm.
Book early to avoid missing out!
